For Sale: White Furby, still in the box,

For Sale: White Furby, still in the box, excellent condition. Comes with free three-bedroom, two-bathroom estate. Call me for pricing information @ 410-123-4567.

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Happened at the party last night, where she met some neutrinos and quarks who were amazingly articulate. They stuck with club soda whilst she polished off Killian's red ale. Some

top and bottom quarks where coupling up, and the things were starting to heat up at the high energy bar. Then a Higgs Boson of indeterminate mass came on to her. Things got heavy

and started to shrink, until they were no bigger than an atom. Then with catastrophic speeds the dot exploded and expanded. Galaxies and stars hurtled across the universe, new

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Multiverse Hood to which we had been relegated.