"I cannot imagine a better way to end this
- "I cannot imagine a better way to end this day", Margot thought to herself. The 22 ounce Black & Tan before her was perfectly poured and the man who wouldn't stop talking wasn't
- shutting up. I lifted the mini-flame thrower made for me by the elves (the cobbler's elves had given up shoemaking for defense contracts) and torched the guy's face until
- it melted. Those elves were good at making mini flame throwers, I decided. He seemed pretty dead so I threw him to the ground, pleased with his silence, and continued
- typing my thesis, "Flame Tossers: A Compromise Between Sissy and Savage." [enter, tab] "For years, flame throwers have wreaked havoc on distant enemies of all sizes, and ethical
- emotions regarding flame dancers are fraught with tedious debate." I increased the font size for all my punctuation twice. Damn, one sentence wasn't long enough. My thesis needed
- to be posted on the main billboard in Times Square in order to make sense. Even then, people still wondered what the heck it was about. "Everyone knows that flame dancers are
- a flash in the pan," said Phil the cabbie. "Yeah, but a flash in the pan is worth a moon in the park," countered Morey the newshawk. "Flame dancers will never make it in Vegas," s
- uddenly, in the midst of the enthralling debate, an arrow whizzed by Phil's ear, embedding itself firmly in the leather chair behind him with a terrible THUNNKKK. They looked at th
- e chair and momentarily lamented the fact that it had missed Phil by quite a bit. Phil catapulted himself over the ottoman over to the fireplace where he grabbed the chartreuse
- bottle downing it in a chug.It wasn't any bottle of Chartreuse. It was the Elixir of Long Life & Phil would have lived 300 yrs more if the chair hadn't shoved him into the hearth.
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- 2011-07-13 14:16:18
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- 2012-10-16 16:00:47
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SlimWhitman Oct 16 2012 @ 16:08
"Started and Ended in flames, my dear." Margot said to the Bartender. She lit her Cohiba with the mini flamethrower (pat. pend.). "These go great with Black & Tan... and Silence."