Ryan Dubberke was wiggling in his seat because

Ryan Dubberke was wiggling in his seat because he couldn't stand sitting still and not playing baseball for more than 10 minutes. He was a die hard baseball fan. He liked pink too!

Although he was short, Ryan was a excellent hitter. He generally would at least make contact with the ball each time he batted. On this day, he was facing a pitcher who was

discovered that in fact, the so-called pitcher was none the less than Austin, his childhood

homosexual encounter. The experience hadn't been for him but he wasn't one to leave things to chance. 'Try everything once' was his motto. Austin didn't recognize him though

However, Austin was open to meeting new people. He introduced himself to the man. Austin and the man spoke for a few minutes.

"Are you interested in toasted sandwiches?" asked the man. Austin thought long and hard. He knew that he could not just give a simple answer to this question.

"Did you say toasted sandwiches?" the man replied back. I absolutely love then, its better than any old plain sandwich. Its crisp, and crunchy, and delicious.

The man proceeded to talk on for hours about toasted sandwiches. Eventually, a passerby who overhead the situation decided to take action. He grabbed a

loaf of bread from his grocery bag. He rammed the entire loaf down the mans throat. He then dowsed the man in gas and set him on fire. "Howd ya like ya toasted sandwich NOW!"