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>At 0249 EST, NASA discovered a new anomaly

  • >At 0249 EST, NASA discovered a new anomaly near Titan, Saturn's moon. At first, it was thought to be a previously un discovered comet colliding with Titan. >We were wrong

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  • The anomoly appears to be decelerating as it approaches the surface near Kraken Mare. We have no plausible explanation based on orbital mechanics.>0425 EST Sagan Station: Cmdr.

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  • The Commander of Sagan Station, or "Mander" as he's called by the orbital staff, snapped open the canister. He hated mysteries. The anomoly approaching Kraken Mare was a bad

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  • case of leftovers. Sagan Station had seen its fair share of malady and anomaly, but leftovers were a pretty big pickle to chew. The Commander beckoned to one employee and

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  • informed him of the days itinerary. A crew of 5 was going to descend towards Mars for a routine expedition. While there, they were to get 10 soil samples and install the

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  • latest Mars explorer. Unlike Firefox, this intuitive web browser allows you to space out in the middle of an e-chat, and will fill in the rest of your side of the dialogue, so you

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  • Can rant on and no one will be kept awake. Grey seals

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  • Are much louder than black seals. Easter seals don't perform at the aquarium, but I once saw one busking in red square. Jersey Joe once told me that of all the seals

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  • in Russia he loved that one the best. His name was Masha and he was grey and spotty with shiny fur. People threw rubles into his hat as he played tunes on a row of small trumpets.

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  • When he plays the Peter & the Wolf funeral march on his tiny trumpets even Trump notices. I think in that case, though, it is more like tiny trumpets for tiny hands & other things.

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