When the students entered the cafeteria and

When the students entered the cafeteria and found no nachos, a riot ensued.

they were very angry because

the day felt like it was never ending.

they all just kept moaning.

At that point, it was hard to tell if they were having fun, or had been turned into a country-western zombie orgy. They reached a crescendo & the suspense was too, so broom in hand

she zoomed towards the crimson moon. The hellfire rained down from the other witches. She wept. Yes the violence was beautiful but it had no purpose. Then the Moon Angel spoke and

quoting song lyrics! What unholy power to you have that makes us all talk in someone else's words? Please tell us, please give us sheet music." The echo of her words

was reverberating in her ears. Her mouth was speaking, but these were not her words. Some higher (or lower) power was in total control. Liza Minelli had co-opted

all major celebrities in one last failed attempt to turn the world into one big scary Broadway musical. Even to this day, on cold nights, you can still hear her singing...