He finds it hard to keep coming back to me

He finds it hard to keep coming back to me when I continue to insult him for cheating on me every time he gets high.

So he gets high to deal with the stress. But then once he's high, he goes out and cheats again. Which, give me more ammo to insult him with, which makes him want to get high

That's what its like playing Chutes And Ladders with him. Always getting higher by cheating! I like chess, but he says its too stressful of a game. Candyland helps his PTSD.

Cluedo stimulates his inner sleuth. Twister aggravates his sciatica. He never plays Ludo because he says "I just don't have the time." I hesitate to play Risk with him as World Dom

Ination was already old news. Or was it? Twister ran off to the chiropractor for relief. "I need an appointment right now!" Twister said.

I twisted something when I picked up that house in Kansas and tossed it to the ground in the merry old land of Oz. Help. It hurts, Doc!" The chiropractor rubs his paws together

Dr. Toto says "It looks like you twisted a dervish disc. I'll have to refer you to the Wizard. You have medical insurance don't you?" But as a wandering windspout i'd never

thought I could afford coverage. Besides I was young and fit, I didn't need any medical insurance. "Well if you don't have medical insurance, so you have magic insurance. The Wizar

-d of Oz Insurance Company will cover you in case of poxes by witches and flying monkey bites, but if your car gets hit you're on your own." Being petrified of monkeys I signed up.

sure enough I wrecked my car the same day pulling out of the parking lot. Just a I was about to panic. A large flying witch monkey with the pox bit it in half and I was covered.