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Once upon a time there waz a duck that triped

  • Once upon a time there waz a duck that triped and fell and couldnt get up

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  • And she said " i have fallen and can not get up! " " All senior citizens should have life alert." and then

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  • a superhero came down and gave every good soul a Life Alert. The superhero became famous, and became the protector of the world. Until the aliens came.

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  • The life alert braces, all at once, constricted around the wrists of their wearers. The super hero chuckled. Millions of elderly were injected with neural nano controllers. Zombie

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  • Octogenarians mounted their Power Chairs heading straight for the local malls. They wanted to eat brains blended with Ensure.

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  • only young brains would suffice their feeding frenzied minds, eternal youth was their goal, the chairs screamed as they neared the mall, panic ensued as the security staff fled,and

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  • the power went out. Only the chairs could see in such darkness, they were built with nightvision. Easily making their way through the mall, while the customers stumbled in the

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  • racks of clothes. The chairs, on top of night vision had lasers in their eyes. They shot at the fumbling customers, causing havoc in the small town mall.

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  • Just then, a Nicole Miller little black dress dropped from its hanger and scuttled across the floor and out into the mall. A group of mall walkers, seeing the LBD rushing at them,

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  • and thought finally people will see you can kill a trend and see it run for it's life. Bring on the L.L. Bean Twills they cried; we must have our Rockports! Onward to Dennys!

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