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Thanks to the Motolounger™ you never leave

  • Thanks to the Motolounger™ you never leave the comfort of your own recliner. It tops out at 20 mi/hr & has a mount for golfbag, a beer tap and a pouch for the remote control.
  • The Motolounger's jet pack allows you to remove leaves from your gutter without standing up. All it wants is your love, and 3 payments of $1995.95. If you don't pay, it uses GPS
  • to track all the leaves that were ever on your lawn, plays a wintry pan flute, and the leaves dance back to your law creating a monstrous leaf pile that dwarfs your house. Now, thi
  • s is going to be the best of the three. Ladies and gentlemen, please meet the cast of Grownups 3.
  • McHulkie Hogan will be playing the role of Ralph (the Dad) in Grownups 3. This is a departure for him. Ralph works at Dubaldy's Golf Shop. The role of Mr. Dubaldy will be played by
  • An actor who was playing piano on 12-12-12 with Sir Paul onstage. He played a Sub Bro in the third episode of "Thanks A Latte". Those annoying trendy slogans again! When the cat
  • got too thirsty for shade the CW was bitch be cray cray for the D. She is going to be in your bae's DMs if she wasn't already there. She's a thot! She won't be no side chick again
  • (This made me reassess why I had her in my life.) FInally, I told her to drop that attitude. Not only was it unwarranted, it was down right
  • abusive and Lord knows I didn't need any more of that in my life...what's left of it anyway. "I only have 2 weeks left," I explained to her with patience she didn't deserve.
  • At that point I was done explaining. I laid back in my bed. "You're wrong," she said, "you have far less time than that!" With shock I drew my last breath realizing it was over...

1 Comments

  1. PurpleProf Dec 06 2018 @ 22:58

    JimmyBimmy, welcome to FoldingStory! Good endings!

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