it is hard to reason someone out of a place
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it is hard to reason someone out of a place he didn’t use reason to get into
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which is why politicians stay in office as long as they do.
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A journalist from The Harvard Crimson raised his hand."Mr. 50 Cent, could you explain the lyrics of 'In Da Club' in terms of Machiaveli's theory on the consolidation of power?
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"In Da Club is 'bout how that bitch took my skull," Fiddy answered, clearly wasted off that bottle of Hennessy. He continued. "Ain't no princes or Popes or shit getting past that."
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That old familiar feeling came back to Neil's stomach. Disgust. Watching his friend Fiddy get black-out drunk on a Wednesday meant he was an alcoholic. But Neil kept his mouth shut
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so Fiddy wouldn't abuse him no more. Neil flicked the light switch off and curled up in his bunk, wishing the night away. "Ohh Neilll!" Fiddy whispered in his ear. "Please no more.
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I'll give you anything. I'll give you my Sea Monkey castle," sobbed Neil. Fiddy seemed to hesitate a moment, and that's all Neil needed. He leapt out of bed and ran out the door.
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Too late did he remember that mother was coating the balsa floor with protective oil. A miss step, clunk! his head hit the floor with a crackling so loud it could be heard from
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space. This was most unfortunate because at that exact moment an alien war party had been passing by earth. Hearing the loud crack from his head on the floor they decided to invest
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in apartment buildings in New york. As well as high class hookers who would do anything for a bit of crack money. Little did the aliens know
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Woab Nov 25 2016 @ 15:06
that high class hookers never need to do anything for a bit of crack money, and that they had actually invested in low-class hookers. In retaliation, they blew Earth into smithereens. Then there were no more hookers of any kind, anywhere.