The BEATles. Not Beetles, B E A T les.

The BEATles. Not Beetles, B E A T les. They changed the name to incorporate something musical. Some kind of group of musical insects or something. Why some ass had to kill one

The better question is - what happened to all the sax players from the '80s? Used to be you couldn't hear a pop song without some sax backup. I often wonder about their fates.

But then I remembered that I lost my hearing back in the 80's. Worse my eyesight was gone. I refused help. I would crawl around the floor and bang out songs on my

klesmer. I loved it. Unfortunately, with no arms, legs, ears, nor eyes, I could only play with my tongue. I could smell and taste my music, much like

that kid in August Rush. Anyway, I was booked in for reconstructive surgery, so next week, I could have the right number of limbs and facial features. The I could follow my dream

to become famous. With the looks I had currently, I would never be famous, but the surgery would fix

my hideous nose. Not that a nose job would help me much. With a personality like mine, you need more than surgery to get laid. You need alcohol, and lots of it.

AAAAAAAAAAMEN!!!

praise the lord!!!!!!!!