Why we all suck at state tests: 1) They are

Why we all suck at state tests: 1) They are way too long. Every state test has at least sixty questions. 2) Way too boring. You start and the next thing you know, you are staring

at the giant tarantula that sometimes escapes from its cage in the classroom. I never understood why we even had it. I hate spiders. 3)

And our teacher has the most annoying voice that makes you consider destroying the classroom every time she speaks. Those were the three reasons I hated going to school.

Now Mrs.Owl didn't just have a strange screechy voice. She cocked her head in a funny way when she asked pupils questions, but what really creeped me was her enormous staring eyes

. She studied us like a hunter watches its prey, looking for signs of weakness, waiting for the right moment to swoop down and -- "Attention class!" Mrs. Owl's screeching voice

yes it is great

, so great! Oh god it is SOOOOOO gooood!

"Not as good as me." Said the man in the black business suit and zipper mask. He lean down and whispered in my ear. "I know

what you did last summer and I'm way better at hiding bodies." My eyes widened in surprise. He knows were I buried my pet hamster Mr. Tibbs.