The zombie Eloi advanced toward the citadels
- The zombie Eloi advanced toward the citadels of the Morlocks, Tupperware and Frisbees dropping from their mindless yet beautiful hands. The Eloi did not have nutrition in mind,
- likely because they had devolved to a humanoid paste. Staving off postmortem anhedonia with expressive eyebrows, the undead Eloi nudged along the Plan-A-Picnic kits until a Morlock
- broke out the lawn darts. Morlock threw the darts and undead Eloi smelled the macaroni salad. Had the mayo gone off?
- Actually, Mayo had. He was on a plane to Hawaii to celebrate a much deserved holiday when the head-stewardess suddenly realized she was going to have to serve dry salad leaves.
- So the stewardess seduced Mayo & lead him to the plane's bathroom. He was unaware she wanted to crack his top open & lube the dry salad with his insides to serve to the passengers.
- Mayo thought the stewardess lead him into the bathroom for...you know. So, imagine her surprise when he asked her if she liked miracle whip. She whimpered and stammered, "Lettuce
- and your salami will be fine." Mayo winked but in his rush to unwrap the salami he tore open a bag of trail mix and spilled his seed on her belly. The stewardess gasped
- for air as she began to choke on her own barf. Meanwhile, Mayo ate the trail mix scattered all over the floor and the stewardess's belly. He also ate the
- pork pie crumbs, jelly babies, pickles, relish, complimentary peanuts, & a kosher sausage, but when he reached aisle 35, & encountered a man lighting his shoe, Mayo's canine sense
- kicked in and he lifted his leg and whizzed on an unsuspecting male shopper bending down to grab a can of low fat coconut milk. Clean up on aisle 35!
- Started
- 2011-07-28 21:52:29
- Finished
- 2013-01-12 21:50:52
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SlimWhitman Jan 13 2013 @ 08:56
Happy Ending... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2zFGSUxsaY
SlimWhitman Jan 13 2013 @ 08:59
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiCXLXcSTd4
inatick Jan 13 2013 @ 09:02
Cheeky dog.