Finished Folds (1—20)
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3As giant lumps of spicy green snot littering the desert everywhere. The dry heat rapidly solidified the spicy snot lumps in a spicy snot rock that almost appeared like it was
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2Dubious relatives who were involved in the arts of thuggery and asked them to help her shut down the smuggling operation. The first to respond was Clara’a cousin Minnie who baked
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5said the clockwork elves in a hypnotic chant as her vision bacame blurry and time ticked away in a neverending rhythmic manner. Her hands were stuck and her time ran out.
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1at the crowd of lost souls dressed in animal costumes seeking meaning in an empty shell that comprises of a convention building.
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4“Yes, I’ve determined the tropical alien is from tropical Canada”. Professor Ivey is an expert at the game geoguesser where Google Maps are given and the player locates
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7we need to check before starting the incision. It is not easy to determine if the alien is alive as their vital signs are different to ours and what we would consider is extinct is
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4These involved setting a MANtrap by digging a MANhole and throwing MANgoes inside the MANhole. The MANhunt begun when the Mandolin stopped playing.
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6much standing after years hunched over in the tight and dusty passages of the coal mine. Life is short so nobody has time to complain we just continue with the
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6In the 60s decolouration gyms became popular because of the invention of hot pink spandex. I knew many of these establishments has since closed down due to
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5ey. Thankfully, Bernie Madoff received an email from a 419 scammer advising that for only $23 to assist in legal fees he would receive a share of a $12 million inheritance left
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5Puck handed me a serviette and as I reached for a carrot stick to dip from the platter Tom was holding in front of me, I started to feel dizzy. With a loud crashing clang the
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3The term 'slow news week' gets bandied about but in truth there are real issues that investigative journalists could be covering. To keep the population ignorant of important
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3Aunt Phoebe was a gossip and often claimed she was researching family history when visiting Chef Louis and Uncle Zeus but in reality she just wanted a free meal. Extended family
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3The delay in posting Professor Penne's entire interview was a result of a blow out of production costs. To demonstrate the science the production team had used CGI and built models
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2a three legged shih tzu. My two dogs had died because I was being irresponsible and let them off their dog leash. Usually my dogs would follow me along the footpath but
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7The Christmas party took a turn when Amy Fewster arrived with rum. Felix was smiling when he opened the door and he kept smiling as he struggled to make the connection: it was Amy
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5A common debate in intellectual circles is whether ninjas attack cities in teams or if ninja offensive action is performed only by individuals. Surveying ninjas for an answer
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1to such a degree that beaches in lightning prone areas and shark infested waters are closed to recreational swimmers. Olympic swimmers such as Ryan Lochte are employed to patrol
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6I bravely stepped into the room wearing only my red frilly French knickers and a purple crop top that said "Hang in there, baby" across the chest. I began to stretch my legs
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4For those who travelled to Australia in the nineteenth century, the journey was often long and dangerous. In calm weather a sailing ship might take as long as four months, while a