the walk home took forever she walked into

the walk home took forever she walked into her house with a big smile on the face but then..

he noticed that he dropped his wallet. As he bent over to pick up his wallet the woman grabbed a trash can and

pulled a sawed off shotgun out of it. She cocked it and he took off running. She didn't seem interested in the wallet any more and was sprinting after him when

his back flaps opened and two barrels armed with tear gas canisters popped out. Twisting streams of smoke tailed the ordinance. She was hit full face with copious clouds of tear

iyaki chicken nuggets." Damn", he thought. "I shouldn't have let Jud fill the canisters.". He moved around behind the teppanyaki table and began to reload with

cordon-bleu vegetable crepes, which he delicately and artistically tied with Hermes scarves. "Now let's see what Jud makes of that!" He

choked violently on the remains of his putrid soup, coughing up an entire fleet of minature naval vessels which had been lost in the Bermuda triangle since 1953. The ships moored

right over by his spoon which was a bother 'cause it was an official Det.Manatee spoon™ that he had to send away 50 boxtops for. Eating all that cereal by hand didn't let the ships

find the submarine prize in the bottom of the cereal box. He thought "McDonald's can take care of this!" Twenty Happy Meals later, he was satisfied.