I am so sorry. I ate all of your peeps.

I am so sorry. I ate all of your peeps.

Well then you best take your behind to the store right quick because I got a taste for some peeps and when I'm all hormonal like this I either get my peeps or the peep-eaters get

me if you know what I mean, nudge nudge, wink wink, Say no more. Have a peep. Take a gander. goose it? Peepers jeepers, where'd you get that creeper? How's a girl supposed to

reading done at the library without every hobo ogling me? I slammed my book down, ruffled my hair, adjusted my garter and stormed out. (Harumph.)

It was an outrage! "Yes, I am the first female FRB ChairWOMAN -- but please, just for a moment, can't you dispense with the puerile gender humor?" Dimon fell out of his chair, and

bounced. Bounced like a hot shot of vomit on an ice rink. Dimon was made of rubber. The Bank CEO Dimon glanced off the ceiling and bounced back on the conference table. Coffee and

Donuts were still cheap three years later, but the system was rapidly collapsing. The folders of stories were rewarded for their diligence, for once. A family of flying dogs was

eaten by flying dingos and nobody believed their mother when she reported the incident. They charged her for murdering her family and then filing a false police report. Hiding the

dingos in her rectum, she got through the trial until the judge said "until dingos come flying out of your arse," and then she let them loose. They ate the jury, but her case was

was spared, because it was Samsonite. It was then she realized the value of brand names. "Leave the nice bailiff's body parts alone," she cooed to her babies "Only Purina for you!"