In the ever-so-late Spring of 2013, the people
- In the ever-so-late Spring of 2013, the people of Earth finally had some kind of shambly Sanghah or however it's spelled, but the crusty Arcturians would have none of it. Despite
- Spring being at different time of the year for the southern hemisphere as those people didn't really matter. The Spring for 2013 would only be officially recognised in the northern
- hemisphere when a critical mass of people actually felt both the sun and the rain. And I mean actually *felt* them, not just got wet or burnt. What about you? Have you ever
- thought about stuff, I mean really deep stuff. Stuff that blows your mind. How do you feel stuff? How do you really feel stuff. Or does stuff feel you? Does weather feel you?
- The questions kept coming. Her mind had no answers. Her pupils turned into question marks. Everything she said ended with an upward lilt indicating a question. She had become
- ...well, she wasn't quite sure...tentative perhaps? She kinda thought that maybe she needed some answers, maybe? Should she go to Tibet for guidance? Or to a counselor? Or should
- she call the celebrity psychic hotline? Talking to Dionne Warwick would be kind of cool. She grabbed her credit card and found the # thru Google. The first 15 minutes of the call
- were only 299.99 well of course after publisher's clearing house showed up with all of those balloons last weeks he could afford that. But, what she was not expecting was
- a dry-cleaning bill from Publisher's Clearing House for the monkey poop that was thrown on them when they showed up at her house. But, hopefully her monkey smuggling days are long
- over until parachute pants come back in style. The money covered the bill & funded her new poop flinging security business that was unpopular amongst solicitors and jehovah witness
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- 2013-02-19 22:37:35
- Finished
- 2013-03-05 11:02:27
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BlastedHeath Mar 08 2013 @ 20:30
Good point, inatick!
inatick Mar 08 2013 @ 21:55
It's the same with Christmas... not everyone has snow. Half the planet is in mid summer and not walking in a winter wonderland.
BlastedHeath Mar 11 2013 @ 21:11
Um, which planet are we talking about?
inatick Mar 12 2013 @ 21:03
Earth...but if you live on the fashion planet the fashionistas have different seasons than the rest of the planet for the year. The fashion seasons are: Resort, Fall Couture, Spring Ready-to-wear, Pre-Fall, Spring Couture and Fall Ready-to-Wear.
MangoMania Mar 15 2013 @ 14:15
and which season did parachute pants fit into??? I'm always randomly learning something new on folding story.
inatick Mar 15 2013 @ 15:57
Hammer Time!
CrazyBananas Mar 18 2013 @ 13:16
Wait a sec, parachute pants AREN'T in style anymore?!?
MangoMania Mar 18 2013 @ 14:14
hahahaha awesome