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  • "Server disconnected - please try again in a moment." Toromir Ravensgrog found himself back at his tavern with all its burdens, eager to level up as the CPA for a pet-shop chain in
  • Lapland, where cats and dogs roamed freely, greeting customers. E. M. sat on the. Co Counter giving customers his grey paws. Junior was watching and learning his uncle's s
  • car tissue. He wanted to memorize it and then make a pattern on a sheet from his Unlce's scars. Then Junior would ask his uncle to get into the bed, and he would line the sheet sca
  • r score for his performance art of scarification: "The Scarry Story of Scareface" would be played with a grammaphone needle on his uncle's rotating scar tissue scab
  • . "Once upon a time, there was a man named Scareface. Scareface was so ugly that everyone died."
  • With everybody in the world dead except him, Scareface became the new epitome of Beauty. But as he was the only person still alive it didn't really mean much. Nor would there ever
  • be another Hunger Games clone. The thought brought rich feelings of joy to his heart. Scarface then went on to fold some laundry. What he didn't know was that inside his jeans pock
  • et was his coupon for free nachos at the Quesadilla Yurt, which had been rendered worthless by the washing machine. Scarface howled when he saw what he had done.
  • Without the coupon, Scarface would have to PAY for the nachos, something he was not eager to do. STEALING the nachos would be much more gratifying. With his piece in his pocket, Sc
  • orsese consulted with Brian De Palma. "Nah," De Palma responded, shaking his head.
Started
2016-07-31 18:26:16
Finished
2018-04-02 21:35:17

3 Comments

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    LordVacuity Apr 02 2018 @ 22:07

    The Boorman counteroffered his daughter in a nude scene with full armor. The usual suspect took her husband’s face and his crumpet.
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    Woab Apr 03 2018 @ 12:17

    PurpleProf, you make me cackle like Phyllis Diller.
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    PurpleProf Apr 03 2018 @ 19:35

    Ohhh, thanks, Woab! Hugs!

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