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He thought about his legacy. "Steve?" Bill

  • He thought about his legacy. "Steve?" Bill Gates stood in the doorway. The flowers in his arms made him look weirder. He sheepishly stepped over to the bed, Bill smiled and coffee
  • stains adorned his teeth. "Should I put the flowers next to the windows?" Bill Gates quipped. "Are you on PCp? Just set them next to that stack of iPad 7's," said Steve.
  • Gates did as he was told, but 'accidentally' knocked over the stack of iPad 7's. Steve sat wide-eyed on the couch for exactly 2 seconds, then fell into one of his famous temper tan
  • tanning machines. "Damn it!" exclaimed Steve,"I knew I should have not left my Temper Tan Tanning Machines open." Bill couldn't help himself from laugh as Steve attempted to
  • peel off the entire outer layer of his crispy skin in one pace. Again, Bill chortled. When Steve said, "UNNAGGHHAAAHH!" he was referring to what the Temper Tan Tanning Machine had
  • done to him. Steve, now covered in a single walking blister with his crispy skin as a souvenir, vowed never to visit the tanning salon again. Bill, a lizardman, could just shed. "I
  • always do it once a month anyway, whether I need it or not," Bill explained. Steven was amazed and envious, overwhelmed now with the ever-present burning sensation, which extended
  • through his penis when he urinated. Bill told Steven to go see a doctor and get that checked out. Steven had another plan in mind, he stopped drinking any form of fluid, which hurt
  • the various bottled water companies which had profited from his business. Furious, Aquafina sent an assassin to hunt out and kill his family. He knocked on Bill's door and waited
  • & waited. Minutes ticked before the assassin saw the small note taped inside the storm door:"Gone to Mexico. Adios forever, Aquafina! Bahahaha!" Aquafina, seething, pursued.
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2011-07-23 17:17:48
Finished
2013-09-21 06:26:35

2 Comments

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    PurpleProf Sep 21 2013 @ 10:06

    Just crazy stuff here...but funny. Leave it to Steve Jobs to come up with a new type of radiation treatment. Too bad it didn't work for him...:(
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    PurpleProf Sep 21 2013 @ 17:18

    Hi 32BitStew and welcome to FoldingStory! :)

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