wholy shit football is here...wat is oregons

wholy shit football is here...wat is oregons record going to be this year

9-2 because their great and they have alot of fast people and alot of people who can hit n throw its a great combination great year!

wow no need to be racist

yeahh hes rightt

I reread my fortune. "To follow the righteous path, one hast to look at one's shoes." My shoes were musty Birkenstocks. My path would be uphill and require Gorp.

I trudged through the exploding mire in my often-mocked Birkenstocks, seeking the fabled Gorp. Eleven shadows were out of place, but the twelfth one was not, so that is the one I

knew to harbor Gorp. The case was lighter than I expected and fit perfectly in my pack. Success! Alas, as I turned to exit, the heel strap on my right Birk snagged on a tripwire

and, perhaps ironically, I tripped. Damn cheap shoes, why did Mable insist that I buy them? They didn't even help me look like a private eye, like I wanted. I stood up, glanced

around, and surreptitiously took off the offending shoes. I left them with some homeless person on the side of the road; I liked going barefoot anyway, and looked more like a

hindu priest, just getting out of his ashram. Funny thing, my shoes were made from leather.