Finished Folds (1—20)
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4and pressed even harder on the pedal. She was flying! At this pace, she would pass Blanche up on the road, before they ever made it to
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3," he said, somewhat ironically. "We can use elves to make iPods. After all, they do so well with shoes and cookies, we can't really go wrong, right?"
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7and rang, but nobody answered. It turned out that the operators, after that last line, were all in the bathrooms. There simply wasn't enough soap to make them feel clean again...
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1of the way, and steal his beer. In retrospect, the Chicken was sort of a Jerk. In any case, once he was done, he
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5When Det. Manatee bought a cool overcoat, Encyclopedia Brown... had his mother make him a warm woolen sweater. The rivalry wasn't quite even, but even so, they
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4make a pretty reasonable copy, if I do say so myself. I took the copy, and removed the original, so that if the robbers did strike again, they would get my watercolor
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4started crying. He immediately dropped his weapon, after he realized that he couldn't hurt a priest, and came forward to confess his crimes, and his intended crimes, until
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5Made. It. Pay. Which was hard, it turned out Ice Holes have pretty good insurance, with really good lawyers. Anyway, it took a lot to convince me to go back on the ice after that
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2Windows 95. But there was no way he could handle that. Learning Microsoft Paint, or whatever the computer came installed with, just wasn't in him; he was stuck with his Etch-A-
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4instinctively cover my rear. It wouldn't be the first time the seams on my pants had failed. But they were fine; the tearing must have come from somewhere else. I glanced at my
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2in all of his CEO glory. He gestured to his underlings, and his underlings' employees, and to those who depended on his underlings' employees, and asked, "Is that a Chinese Tarant
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3the merchant ruthlessly. The Anorexic Cowboy ate the pie slowly, more than a little sensually, as the clown had no choice but to laugh, the
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3Which is ever the way of mixed, processed meats. Not that it ever interferes with my love of the product. Give me a good bologna, or bratworst, and man, I swear, I'll
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1she assumed that, since she was on crack, so must the weatherman be on crack. In any case, she came to canoe, and canoe she did. All the way up the Alaskan
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4and a Manatee had a child, he always brought it to me. Although I'm not sure why, since I was just a pharmacist. "Look at this," he would say, 'It looks like a mermaid and a
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5thong, minus the 'ong,' if you can imagine. Which she, quite frankly, probably was. "Whaddaya shut your fashe," she slurred, as she tossed the canteen
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9This was the best advice I ever recieved from my mother. Other than her wise words, "Eat your peas or I'll kick you in the jewels," and "If I have to get up, I'll
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3That was for sure. Why, Phazon was always pulling stunts like this, I'll never know. Unless I
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4flood, and the foghorns started to fog, so I had no choice but to go home. I made a nasty expression at the umpire, tossed my gum over my shoulder, and started running. I wanted
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5feeling I get when shaving. I shave my chest every wednesday, and that extra bump is a bit of a challenge. Anyway, it helps me be more aerodynamic when I