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"Jefrey (With one 'f', 'Jefrey'!)! Jefrey

  • "Jefrey (With one 'f', 'Jefrey'!)! Jefrey (With one 'f', one 'f'!)!" sang the Mars Red Rovers cheer squad. Their quarterblark, Jefrey Zorg, scored a touchdown. The DE and RT lifted
  • their shirts to reveal their nipple piercings and Jefrey tattoos. Everyone thought Jefery was a hero. Everyone, that is, except for Susan B. Komen. She had kept abreast of his s
  • -tretch marks, which was really a feat. Due to 15 bouts with childhood obesity his stretchmarks were as big as a cadillac. In fact, one had been authenticated by the Vatican
  • as the best portrait of the Virgin Mary.La Pietá had nothing on his stretchmarks!His belly skin was auctioned on
  • the antiques roadshow, in England, for £5000. With the recent banning of using animal skin, human skin is the next best thing for making leather. Good old fashioned skin is rare.
  • Ever since the police shut down Jack the Ripper's leather making factory the human skin market had become
  • inundated with cheap Chinese knock offs of human skin handbags and human skin clothes that were actually made from animal skins. They were functional but just not the same.
  • "Well, who do I complain to?" I complained to my RealDoll. "The BBB? Ha! Those idiots take months to respond. No. This time, no words. Action!" I pounded my palm with my fist,
  • I pounded until it was sore. I dressed my defective RealDoll in a purple terry romper and posed her to ride piggyback. Off we went. We thumbed for a ride to San Marcos
  • but the one truck that stopped only had enough room in its cab for her. I tried to wave goodbye sadly but I was relieved. I'm not a commitment kind of guy.
Started
2012-10-04 21:28:35
Finished
2014-06-28 02:34:52

2 Comments

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    lucielucie Jun 29 2014 @ 06:08

    The 'purple terry romper' - hahaha.
  2. Avatar

    Gibber Jun 29 2014 @ 17:02

    colon, closing parenthesis

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