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THiS WaS THe BeGiNNiNG oF THe WoRST FoLDiNG

  • THiS WaS THe BeGiNNiNG oF THe WoRST FoLDiNG SToRy eVeR...
  • Name,y, the day when all was blood. A man was walking around and blood starting coming out of him everywhere. There was so much blood that it filled up an elevator.
  • Luckily I had stepped out on the floor before the hemorrhaging started. It was just the beginning of a day full of lucky chances. I didn't know that ii'NH was returning but
  • ii'NH was indeed returning. But luckily I was leaving, on a jet plane, the plane went down in the Indian ocean, but I survived. I floated on a life raft that had a hole in it, but
  • I had time to record these few lines on this funny piece of rubber I found in the raft kit. There was a tube of sticky paint I wrote this with. If you find this plastic bottle
  • . Please recycle it or repurpose it as a nice vase. Being stranded has put me more in touch with the earth.If you could see to rescuing me I would appreciate a sail boat.
  • Signed: Dr. Robust. Clyde folded the note and stuffed it in the bottle. The cork was old and crusty, but he figured it would hold. Elbow behind his head, he launched his wrist
  • mounted bottle propeller towards the salty ocean. The bottle with Dr Robust's message bobbed about in the various currents & Clyde was long dead when it washed up on the shore of
  • Cyprus, where a lovely young woman named Alexis found it...truly miraculous because, you see, Dr. Robust was Alexis' great-great-great grandfather. The secret had been kept.
  • Or had it? Dark figures gathered in the night around her villa. They moved silently through an open window. Thirty minutes later they were gone, and Alexis was lovely no longer.

2 Comments

  1. lucielucie Jul 01 2014 @ 05:16

    OOoo - spooking ending.

  2. SlimWhitman Jul 01 2014 @ 19:59

    Def not the worst Foldingstory. Would it be mean to go looking for it? Yeah... Keep the good one's coming!

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