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"In the meadow we could build a snowman,"

  • "In the meadow we could build a snowman," Keith sang with a twinkle in his eye, "And pretend that he is parched and brown." Jill just stared at him.
  • "If he's says 'Are you carrying?' we'll say no man, but you can incite the mob with great renown." Keith continued. Jill released her mittened hand and backed away. Keith: "What?"
  • "That's not how it goes! What kind of carol is this?" exclaimed Jill. But Keith continued "Later on we'll conspire. We'll pour the gas and light the fire. In case of a raid
  • <he winked> "just blame the maid, walking in a flaming wonderland!" <big smile>. "My God," gasped Jill. "That's ghastly!" Keith frowned, "OK, well how about
  • this?" And Keith leaned forward, subtly lifting a butt cheek and cracking a real thumper. Keith said, "It singed my nut hair a little." <bigger smile> Jill plugged her nose beca
  • use it smelled like rotten milk, you know, the kind with clumps in it. Jill decided to get back at Keith by bending over and letting a cannon in his face. He then
  • exited the Juvenile Hijinks Ward and skipped across the hall into the Department of Serious Interiors, the aged institution from which came fashion statements such as
  • Devo but devo decided to WHIP IT whip it good then all of Devo's Cthulu cult dead
  • in their graves, rose up. They all were brandishing flaming hell whips and began to whip Devo with extreme predjudice. There was no stopping the squid-like
  • monsters because there were no stop signs left. But it could've been worse. Had Devo brandished a yield sign, the octopussies would be whipping him in slow motion.
Started
2012-12-05 21:23:56
Finished
2015-11-03 00:19:14

5 Comments

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    Noahisi Nov 03 2015 @ 20:02

    Wut O_O XD
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    smashysmashy Nov 04 2015 @ 10:15

    I want a Devo Christmas album.
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    m80 Nov 05 2015 @ 21:05

    How about a REM sorta Christmas song (March of the Wooden Soldiers from the Nutcracker): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJkyGaCCx-4
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    Chaz Nov 05 2015 @ 23:05

    Merry Something to You by Devo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUKku3MhCPs Mail art by Mark Mothersbaugh.
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    m80 Nov 07 2015 @ 12:25

    And and another "alt Christmas" song (a great remake): "Smells Like Christmas - A Nirvana Christmas" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oguUE3Br858&feature=iv&src_vid=s5veA5DWJck&annotation_id=annotation_528356

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