Finished Folds (1—20)
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2nothing they’ll quote.They’ll say u aren’t up to snuff, but listen creampuff, it’s because they are jealous so u tell those fellas
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4In anger. Detective Manatee was so aroused with anger it affected his normally taciturn manner and in uncharacteristic fashion he hit the Man Who Folded the world with his steel
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5plus lederhosen times saddle shoes divided by the non-negative reflexive property of no shoelaces. (And you thought polka music was just about accordions.)
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11for the Platinum Paperclip of Good Fortune it was gone!Retracing my steps I found it wedged under the urinal. Just as I was freeing it using the tines of my comb, my boss walked in
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4Bobby was ticked because Samuel L. Jackson assumed he'd be a problem just cuz he was a kid on a plane, so he reached in his backpack for his fake snake in can of potato chips
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4. The Tin Man still griped about wanting a heart despite the total 41 dove and lizard hearts inside him. Finally, the Scarecrow had had enough. "Listen, you dimwit cyborg," he said
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7with his rapier wit and an actual rapier (or an "epee", if you crossword-solvers prefer). Clive's physical wound was superficial, but he never recovered from the blow to his ego.
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5Lisa wrote a rhyme-less fold explaining she couldn't rhyme due to an unfortunate accident involving a grocery cart, but that's not the way the game is played so the folding story
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7562 bit-coin, but you don't know how many $$ that is, so you stand up, shove your hands in your pockets & pace behind the desk. Your fidgety fingers discover some pocket lint and
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4the folders led to this but he knew creativity & humor must be preserved for the human race to endure.He was crushed to death by the mob but the folding story lives on to this day
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4as a stuffed octopus in a perpetual nightmare going on and on like a run-on sentence that does not stop but thankfully this is folding story & each sentence run-on or not will end.
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5He sees Trump yelling bigly,he knows Tump's hair is fake,he just might blow us all up-take shelter for goodness sake! Better watch out, better not cry, Kim Jong's nuke is comin' to
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4Dr. Goodfeel said,"Bucket list?OK I'll make you like the tall folk-stand on this"& threw a bucket.The leprechaun couple now knew that contrary to his name, Dr. Goodfeel was an assh
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6a married person entered this apartment & placed two strands of hair on the comb but likely (3) 2 people live in this apt. & both placed a strand of hair on the comb. Case solved."
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8--- Ben stopped talking & we started laughing. We were so high! We'd just gotten our first medical marijuana cards. Mine was for "complications from a severe wood allergy" & Ben's
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5Jeeves started to straighten my bow tie. I slapped his hands away & suddenly he snapped! His monacle fell to the floor, he smashed it to smithereens, pulled nunchuks from his vest
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4flatulated-silent but deadly, leaving no trail, true to the ninja credo.Only he knew he wasn't really following the ninja philosophy-he was just an old man unable to digest kimchee
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5The laughter woke me up--this was the dumbest TV show ever, but I'd be fired as a member of the Nielsen audience if I didn't have some comments.The phone rang. I'd have to wing it.
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5He watched Slim, typing furiously on his phone & mumbling what sounded like "4-minutes-180-only-180-fold-pass-fold-pass" and something about a manatee. "Mr. Whitman", the Dr. said,
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8from my now elevated leg onto the computer screen, obscuring the 4th fold. Dammit! I grabbed a doily to wipe the blood off the computer, desperate see what the 5th folder wrote.