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When I was 7 years old a great white butterfly

  • When I was 7 years old a great white butterfly committed suicide in my mouth. I tried to spit it out, but swallowed it whole. I was hallucinating like crazy - I saw
  • A giant bumble bee swallow a girl my age, and a Truck being used as a snowboard. My mother took me to many doctors, including therapists. But, nothing helped.
  • I wasn't changeable. "What I do is what I do. I just use different names. For things." I monotoned. "My best friend is Mr. Foam Rubber Shoe. I were a conical hat. I'm my own perp.
  • Then an idea blossomed. For Lucie's one year anniversary we'd get together Big Bird, the Dr., Mr. Foam Rubber Shoe, Benny, the Jets, & Josh from work. It would be a surprisaversary
  • ! We'd dish up Cleveland Steamer baked in a Dutch Oven & a troupe of travelling midgets would act out Lucie's Top Folds via interpretive dance while Snow's greatest hits played on
  • a drunk German's accordion. But that was pie in the sky thinking. The truth was, there was a little bit of crust left on this toast and I had to go into my work and tell them the t
  • ime. Yes, it was high time alright to eat the toast and stop wasting time complaining! Just slap some jam on it. I had their attention now. My boss looked at me and reached for
  • the toast with silver tongs as his agents held my arms. He wrapped the toast in purple silk and laid it in a reliquary he always kept on hand. "This toast is not for eating," he ad
  • monished. "For it represents the Manna for the Lost." I wanted to scream "I am one of the Lost!" but I'd also been gagged. "Now we need your blood," he said & slit my arm so that
  • blood oozed from it. My eyes looked at the dripping blood at horror. My fate had been sealed.
Started
2014-02-18 17:39:54
Finished
2015-03-28 21:42:54

1 Comments

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    lucielucie Mar 29 2015 @ 15:21

    That was a great party. I'm still in touch with a couple of the midgets...

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