The cats were swarming around me and I fearfully

The cats were swarming around me and I fearfully looked towards the door. How could they have known my weakness? Only one thing stood between me and my salvation: the cats.

As I began to see the end plainly in sight, I realized that they were not attacking me, but looking upon me as their queen! I was the ruler of the cats and I planned to

stop my foolishness. I needed to grow up, and learn that Queenship is overrated. I was meant for something much much more.

Dictatorship was my true destiny. I would learn to rule the world using that which I had feared. Cats.

The clawing and annoying meowing enslaved millions, our kitten overlords rolling in large vats of milk.

My first plan of action would be of course to eliminate all laser pointers and bathtubs. Then my kitties would have no weak points.

It was simple, without weak points my cats could eliminate the dogs across the street. The dogs have attacked my cats for the last time!

They were armed with bazookas flamethrowers. Nothing could go wrong. As the cats walked across the street they suddenly turned. Seth realized something, his cats hated him more the

people at his family reunion. That was awkward for everyone, he thought.