You're a rich girl, and you've gone too far,

  • You're a rich girl, and you've gone too far, 'Cause you know it don't matter anyway.

  • Billy thought, "I just might be the lunitic you're looking for."

  • Billy thought lunatic was spelled with an 'i' because that rhymed with 'loony'. But then Billy also thought that the loony bin was where

  • naughty looney tunes characters went when misbehaving. Billy was sent to summer spelling school where he learned many wonderful things about spelling. He learned that not all

  • i's come after e, even when after c. English was an odd language. Billy decided then and there that he needed to fix it. But since he was only 12, he was going to have to wait.

  • Unless, of course, he became a talentless child star, but he'd have to stave off puberty while he still could. Billy needed the fame and fortune to force English to conform to HIS

  • Ideology. Billy would use the fame and fortune he sought to enforce the compulsory serving of asparagus at breakfast.

  • And what better food item to go with asparagus than a heaping, healthy, pile of dirt with a side of earthworms, and a desert of dandelions

  • isn't a real desert 'cause you can't have deserts with dandelions, unless you thought saguaros were dandelions, and then, only then, can you realize you've gone mad without water.

  • Just about the shit hit the fan, everything started to resemble the dandelions in the distance. Jumping joyfully they started laughing-



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