He bared the most adorable under bite that

He bared the most adorable under bite that had ever been seen. Fuzz- like fluff surrounded his face and feet, all of the girls fell in love with him. Their favorite part was his

great wedgelike head and the cute dumpy walk. The girls fawned over him, fighting eachother to get his attention. E.T. decided he didn't want to go home just yet.

"MOM!" Elliott stared in shock, having walked in on Mary and E.T. necking on the sofa. "Home early?" asked his flustered mom. "Expelled for making out with Ms. Buzzly during math."

His mother shook her head,and gestured for him to join her. Elliot walked forwards silently,and slid into place in the now threesome.

The 3 of them continued to nod their heads the whole evening. Elliot felt like an idiot for having joined his mother in this foolishness. The gallery patrons weren't even watching.

They were more interested in a giant re-creation of a purple flocked bull with a nodding head on a hook in the back window of a giant car. Elliot did not consider this to be art.

Elliot instead considered it lunch. He grabbed the purple flocked bull with nodding head off the back car window and chomp! It tasted like

Real meat, unpasteurised. Yummy, my wife agreed after the feast. There were jugged hares served too. On a rainy October 1st, it felt bloody good to not have to go to Russian food

lettuce and cucumbers? I'm so done with hot dogs!"