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  • 1,2,3,pin,5,6,7,pin,9,10,11,pin,13,14,15,pin,17,
  • and then...AND THEN...THEEEEEEEEn...12,11, 10, 9...cushion. Red gets four points. Asian sectarians lose by a landslide. ChinaEU declared war on the Olymdictators
  • Three years later. It was counterproductive. Booooooooooooommmmm! The ambulance roared by and jolted one awake. There was no peace of mind to be found. At least in New Yorkk City.
  • After 7 months of no peace of mind to be found in New Yorkk City, I heard murmurs in the attic about a small piece of peace of mind rumored to have been lost in Central Parkk. I co
  • uld stand living in the city. However, Long Island was nicer. So, I packed my things and moved away from the East side because I had finally had too much pie.
  • Now I needed Long Island Iced Tea, and lots of it. "Keep 'em coming," I said to the bartender as they wheeled my near-comatose ass out of the Kresskey's Bar and into the ambulance.
  • A Layman would’ve tossed in the towel, checked into Betty Ford wearing a dental-floss-bikini, and spent a week under the bed playing tiddlywinks with Madonna. But I kept drinking.
  • I kept drinking and stroking my cock. Now I was picturing Betty Ford in a bikini, but quickly my thoughts changed to BETTY WHITE. OOOh that old woman in a bikini really did it to
  • I kept drinking and stroking my cock. Now I was picturing Betty Ford in a bikini, but quickly my thoughts changed to BETTY WHITE. OOOh that old woman in a bikini really did it to
  • me. I stroked faster. Suddenly I thought: BETTY RUBBLE! I glanced down. My cock, still hard, had morphed into a cartoon dick. That did it. I had a cartoon orgasm. Yabba Dabba Goo!
Started
2013-07-16 17:26:27
Finished
2020-04-23 21:48:51

3 Comments

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    LordVacuity Apr 24 2020 @ 01:34

    It is sad we didn’t hear about his rocking rock hard of granite.
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    LordVacuity Apr 24 2020 @ 01:44

    The story continues … http://foldingstory.com/zzec3/ Sorry, I forgot to include a Betty.
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    Jimbeau Apr 24 2020 @ 03:18

    I guess two strokes are better than one?

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