I turned to see what time it was and it was

I turned to see what time it was and it was 6:23. I suddenly went into rush mode.My bus should be coming any minute now.I grabbed by bookbag rushed towards the door and then...

it hit me. I'm dropping out of middle school. So I put my bookbag down and flipped the bus driver off. I'm striking out on my own, on the "bum" as grandpa called it. The local

Police tried tracking me down at my house, but I wasnt there becasue I dropped out of middle school,a dn started living under some random bridge. There I

proceeded to form an all-male wiccan with my friends Clive Bixby, Cosmo Kramer, and them Duke boys. It was the awesomest club since that Mickey Mouse operation fizzled out. Most of

the time, we just danced naked around a fire, but occasionally we would attempt a cross-club dance with the Witches from Eastwick. This rarely turned out well. One of us ended up a

rguing with Michelle Pfeiffer, which didn't end very well for me... Erm, I mean the other guy. But Cher on the other hand would steal the show with her cross-club dance moves

But the cross club was having none of Cher, not to mention that they would be closing soon anyway. The religious fundamentalist dance club hadn't really taken off the way Jebedia

planned, so he opened a lingerie shop for Amish women. Within a week, thousands of Amish women lined up down three city blocks to vist his store, he named "Gelassenheit", which

sold AmishUnmentionables and the best damn Amish SnickerDoodle cookies, it also had a StarBucks cafe attached to it. Sales at the store were fantastic, that is until the day that

Joseph Stoltzfus tried on a new thong and the elders, eating cookies in the corner, saw that he had shaved his pubic hair, a worse sin in their eyes than shaving his zztop beard.