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"I used to battle my little brother with

  • "I used to battle my little brother with nerf swords & always won. Check this. I'll never join you! You killed my father!" "We're not offering you Luke, we're talking about Jabba
  • the Hutt. Huns and Hutts. "Boy, could I go for some pizza right about now," Luke joined in. "Pizza and nerf, wow, bro! Did you realize how much college life parallels childhood?"
  • "Beep" whistled Artoo in reply. Luke pretended to understand, but the droid's electronic cries to be released from the endless torture of its existence fell on deaf ears yet again.
  • then r2 gets quickskoped buy the radar technitiun matt. then they saw gohstbesturs and it was a good movee. thanks obama
  • However, the elections came quite hard. Trump was trumping, and the last line of defense for the Afro-Am was the sadsacks Clinton and Sanders. Those fools never stood a chance.
  • But what the Black voters lacked in options, the Universe had already taken into account. There was no way The Universe was going to allow a complete Simpleton to run the free worl
  • d. Unless the Universe didn’t care about who ran the free world. Was that the case, those who voted while black wondered. Just like white voters, & Hispanic voters, & trans voters.
  • No, the universe did not care. That's why all those thoughts and prayers being sent there were winding up in the Dead Letter office. Secretly, AngelBecky took some home each night
  • and personally answered them. This violation was immediately caught by the Man Upstairs, of course, him being omniscient and all. AngelBecky was demoted to DevilBecky and sent to
  • Missouri to torment a little boy named Huckleberry Finn. Most readers think Injun Joe was the bad guy in the story, but no. Always watch out for women named "Becky".
Started
2013-11-11 10:09:16
Finished
2019-08-07 20:44:14

12 Comments

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    LordVacuity Aug 07 2019 @ 20:57

    Did Camille Paglia tell you that?
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    LordVacuity Aug 07 2019 @ 20:59

    It is like that woman who wrote the book that is shown in the footnotes that T.S. Eliot cited as a source for that one line in The Wasteland. It is like that.
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    LordVacuity Aug 07 2019 @ 21:01

    I think I almost remember the book's title. Ritual and Rite, maybe. No.
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    LordVacuity Aug 07 2019 @ 21:03

    And me without some Eliot on hand. Off I go to the web.
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    LordVacuity Aug 07 2019 @ 21:04

    Now I think it might be Rite and Ritual. Checking now.
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    LordVacuity Aug 07 2019 @ 21:08

    Jessie Weston, From Ritual to Romance (Cambridge)
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    Woab Aug 08 2019 @ 15:23

    Maybe he should have called it 'Becky'.
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    LordVacuity Aug 08 2019 @ 15:29

    Then instead of "April is the cruelest month..." we would have gotten, "April is the cruelest bitch...".
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    LordVacuity Aug 08 2019 @ 15:32

    And instead of "mixing memory and desire" we would get "mixing meth and mt. dew"
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    LordVacuity Aug 08 2019 @ 15:33

    Don't turn your back on Becky. She already knows which rib on you the knife with come by.
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    LordVacuity Aug 08 2019 @ 15:36

    doh! I guess the actual line would be: April is the cruelest bitch, mixing meth and mt. dew...
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    LordVacuity Aug 08 2019 @ 15:42

    No one: Me: http://foldingstory.com/wax7c/ I'm just saying.

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