"I used to battle my little brother with
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"I used to battle my little brother with nerf swords & always won. Check this. I'll never join you! You killed my father!" "We're not offering you Luke, we're talking about Jabba
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the Hutt. Huns and Hutts. "Boy, could I go for some pizza right about now," Luke joined in. "Pizza and nerf, wow, bro! Did you realize how much college life parallels childhood?"
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"Beep" whistled Artoo in reply. Luke pretended to understand, but the droid's electronic cries to be released from the endless torture of its existence fell on deaf ears yet again.
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then r2 gets quickskoped buy the radar technitiun matt. then they saw gohstbesturs and it was a good movee. thanks obama
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However, the elections came quite hard. Trump was trumping, and the last line of defense for the Afro-Am was the sadsacks Clinton and Sanders. Those fools never stood a chance.
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But what the Black voters lacked in options, the Universe had already taken into account. There was no way The Universe was going to allow a complete Simpleton to run the free worl
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d. Unless the Universe didn’t care about who ran the free world. Was that the case, those who voted while black wondered. Just like white voters, & Hispanic voters, & trans voters.
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No, the universe did not care. That's why all those thoughts and prayers being sent there were winding up in the Dead Letter office. Secretly, AngelBecky took some home each night
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and personally answered them. This violation was immediately caught by the Man Upstairs, of course, him being omniscient and all. AngelBecky was demoted to DevilBecky and sent to
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Missouri to torment a little boy named Huckleberry Finn. Most readers think Injun Joe was the bad guy in the story, but no. Always watch out for women named "Becky".
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LordVacuity Aug 07 2019 @ 20:57
Did Camille Paglia tell you that?
LordVacuity Aug 07 2019 @ 20:59
It is like that woman who wrote the book that is shown in the footnotes that T.S. Eliot cited as a source for that one line in The Wasteland. It is like that.
LordVacuity Aug 07 2019 @ 21:01
I think I almost remember the book's title. Ritual and Rite, maybe. No.
LordVacuity Aug 07 2019 @ 21:03
And me without some Eliot on hand. Off I go to the web.
LordVacuity Aug 07 2019 @ 21:04
Now I think it might be Rite and Ritual. Checking now.
LordVacuity Aug 07 2019 @ 21:08
Jessie Weston, From Ritual to Romance (Cambridge)
Woab Aug 08 2019 @ 15:23
Maybe he should have called it 'Becky'.
LordVacuity Aug 08 2019 @ 15:29
Then instead of "April is the cruelest month..." we would have gotten, "April is the cruelest bitch...".
LordVacuity Aug 08 2019 @ 15:32
And instead of "mixing memory and desire" we would get "mixing meth and mt. dew"
LordVacuity Aug 08 2019 @ 15:33
Don't turn your back on Becky. She already knows which rib on you the knife with come by.
LordVacuity Aug 08 2019 @ 15:36
doh! I guess the actual line would be: April is the cruelest bitch, mixing meth and mt. dew...
LordVacuity Aug 08 2019 @ 15:42
No one: Me: http://foldingstory.com/wax7c/ I'm just saying.