While walking to the store on last saturday

While walking to the store on last saturday afternoon I found what no one would believe, thier was an unexpected meteor hit the ground about 50 feet ahead of me i ran towards it...

and out popped a little green man. I screamed for my life and starting running away. The man starting chasing me and was gaining speed by the second. He was about to catch up to me

but had to stop to take a pee. He caught up in no time, the evil little dwarf, and my legs were getting tired but I was almost to the wharf. I jumped off with my feet and I flew

with my hands outstretched and slammed right into a Ruby Tuesday's that had been built on the Wharf for the tourists. My front teeth scraped down the window and the evil dwarf

picked me up and thrashed me soundly. As I fell into oblivion, I heard the diminutive imp mutter, "Aye, he be perfect." When I came to, I was in steerage of a freighter at sea.

There were a few other frightened detainees being held in the same large crate as I. Their physical state indicated severe malnourishment and torture. Our captors plan seemed to be

to turn us into human Jack-In-the-Box's. We were tied to metal coils and had been coated in clown make-up. Then, the music started. We braced ourselves. The large lid swung open

and we catapulted out.But never fear we had Jack-In-the-Box escape plan.Our motto was be prepared or be squared.I never thought squared would mean ending up in a box.The plan was

extremely simple. we merely had to forge a time machine out of two toenails, a clipboard, an aglet, and used gum. use the time machine to go back in time, wind the box, then