To be listed in the Financial Times annual

To be listed in the Financial Times annual ranking of the percent of executive bonuses given to charity Mr Pigley would have to dig deep. Last year some top execs gave 0.01% of the
ir assets to PBS, namely Sesame Street. Not to be outdone, Mr. Pigley contributed ALL of his bonus money, but not for prestige. No, he wanted to influence programming decisions
because his hatred for Charlie Rose burned with the heat of a thousand suns. However, PBS was not amenable to his program suggestions, especially his idea for a nature show about
rabid bats that have mated with rabbit, and turned into cute and cuddly vampires. Maybe if he pitched this nature show to a reality TV station, he would finally live his dream of
being on a Life cereal box with Mikey. The light-bulb just went on. These new bat rabbit hybrids make for delicious meat. Carnivore cereal called "BATBITS" would be the next big TV
Dinner. The idea is this, why not make a TV Dinner that is breakfast? LMAO!" Ruby was rolling at the Tyson's TV Dinner Brainstorm retreat. Earl just wanted to get into her pants
, so he lit a candle. Earl knew that Ruby, like all Tyson bigwigs, favored style over substance. Go ask one yourself, they're all the same. A candlelit breakfast of chicken nuggets
Was a poor man's feast and an old recipe from grandma. Growing up in the thirties was not anyone 's idea of fun, but there were some wonderful recipes. I collected them and copied
them own onto a little notebook. These would come in handy later, I realized. As I sifted through the recipes, I saw a few that caught my eye, but none seemed particularly special.
I folded the corner of the page describing how to make "human liver satay with roasted eyballs" and put the noetbook in my suitcase. Borneo, here I come!

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