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To be listed in the Financial Times annual

  • To be listed in the Financial Times annual ranking of the percent of executive bonuses given to charity Mr Pigley would have to dig deep. Last year some top execs gave 0.01% of the

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  • ir assets to PBS, namely Sesame Street. Not to be outdone, Mr. Pigley contributed ALL of his bonus money, but not for prestige. No, he wanted to influence programming decisions

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  • because his hatred for Charlie Rose burned with the heat of a thousand suns. However, PBS was not amenable to his program suggestions, especially his idea for a nature show about

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  • rabid bats that have mated with rabbit, and turned into cute and cuddly vampires. Maybe if he pitched this nature show to a reality TV station, he would finally live his dream of

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  • being on a Life cereal box with Mikey. The light-bulb just went on. These new bat rabbit hybrids make for delicious meat. Carnivore cereal called "BATBITS" would be the next big TV

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  • Dinner. The idea is this, why not make a TV Dinner that is breakfast? LMAO!" Ruby was rolling at the Tyson's TV Dinner Brainstorm retreat. Earl just wanted to get into her pants

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  • , so he lit a candle. Earl knew that Ruby, like all Tyson bigwigs, favored style over substance. Go ask one yourself, they're all the same. A candlelit breakfast of chicken nuggets

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  • Was a poor man's feast and an old recipe from grandma. Growing up in the thirties was not anyone 's idea of fun, but there were some wonderful recipes. I collected them and copied

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  • them own onto a little notebook. These would come in handy later, I realized. As I sifted through the recipes, I saw a few that caught my eye, but none seemed particularly special.

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  • I folded the corner of the page describing how to make "human liver satay with roasted eyballs" and put the noetbook in my suitcase. Borneo, here I come!

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