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Amidst the tobacco mist I could identify

  • Amidst the tobacco mist I could identify that unforgettable silhouette. Finding here wasn't hard. She needed no light to shine. But those black eyes...little was known about
  • her career in kick boxing. "Might want to put a steak on that." I said, offering her a light. She brought a Cuban and started puffing. "Only steak I need is through my Ex's heart."
  • At least that's what Vanessa Williams said. Sigh. Everyone of these chicks acts macho because I am Arnold Schwarzeneggar. But all I want is to cuddle, and meet a tender woman
  • who will massage my feet with butter and sour cream. It's not much to ask really. I'm the terminator for God's sake! So I addled down to the singles bar and sat down next to a
  • girl who I was pretty sure was the chick from those T Mobile ads I'd grown so fond of. She looks like the kind of chick that'd
  • rather be dead than be seen going out with a loser like me. So I went to the shooting of one of her ads, pretending to be an extra, and secretly dropped a few sleeping pills on her
  • bra stuffing. She had huge buck teeth and was selling a phallic carrot-shaped container of lip gloss or some stupid make-up. Watching the filming I found the bunny motif cute, but
  • disturbing. She grinned at me and stowed the carrot lip gloss in her purse, which was shaped like a head of lettuce. Then she hopped over in her bunny costume. The room shook
  • With each of her jumps over to me. Was this real? This person-sized lady rabbit of mine? I was starting to feel a lot like Donnie Darko, and it didn't sit with me well.
  • I looked at my watch. October 2nd. I could hear planes overhead. HELP ME, DR. THURMAN! HELP ME! Suddenly, everything just seemed so funny. I died laughing & the rabbit hopped away.
Started
2011-06-10 16:50:32
Finished
2014-09-21 20:35:52

1 Comments

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    PurpleProf Sep 22 2014 @ 17:12

    Chaz' fold...LOL!

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