It was happening, the pressure was on with

It was happening, the pressure was on with ten minutes to go. I flipped the bacon in the pan with one hand and chopped a bundle of chives with superhuman speed with the other. But

i started to eat the bacon but my super human wife started to make the omlet, our super children sat waiting for there breakfast, nobody could know our secret, we were super egg ma

We will do it day and night, every year. Forever

and bcause we're taciturn, we won't let you know what iT is. Hah! We'll give you hints though: itis often done after dark, secretly, it involves a heavy appliance and undercooked

pork, rhythmic chanting, the debasement of currency, swearing in reverse, unfortunate nudity, blaring techno til dawn, and plutocrat-cum-hipster revelers." "Is it Burning Man?"

Joe Atwill looked at Jan Irvin, his fellow researcher, and said, "Yep. This is what were talking about in our last podcast on our Unspun series!" They would talk about this on

drugs and it would all make such cosmic sense to them at the time. The next morning however, it was all "Whoo, what were we thinking?" Still, their theories were repeated on

next year's syllabus as recommended reading materials - not required, because their work had yet to be published. Several astonished astronomy students

monitoring the images generated by a space telescope were shocked upon observing the entire group participating in a wedding on Betazed. The ensuing scandal ended their career.