Dog goes woof Cat goes meow Bird goes tweet

Dog goes woof Cat goes meow Bird goes tweet & mouse goes squeek Cow goes moo Frog goes croak & the elephant goes toot Ducks say quack & fish go blub and the seal goes ow But there'

s nothing worse than when you're manic toddler wields that Fisher-Price See 'n Say The Farmer Says toy. That's why I implanted a little surprise into the toy for little Jeremy to

lend his developing ears to - math instruction. The See 'N Say pointed to the picture of a pig. "The pig says, 'Long division divides a multifigure divisor. OINK!'" Jeremy giggled

best toy ever. Jeremy was both learning math and animal sounds. Round and round went the dial. Jeremy became so excited he peed his pants and the

toy fell into the resultant puddle and electrocuted poor little Jeremy's family jewels. So now little Jeremy could add and oink like a pig, but could not produce an heir. As time

went by, his despair grew, until one day, he came across an inspiration transgendered person, named Jorge. Jorge lost his family jewels as well, and decided to live as a woman

Georgia became a famous painter and made enough money for her retirement Her nephew stayed silent about the whole thing, under strict instructions.

It wasn't that the strict instructions weren't strict, they were, nor was it that they were strange, which they were & are. No. What kept Georgia's nephew quiet was he had already

stashed away a good amount of reserves back at his compound, so he wasn't worried. What did worry him was the ever-so-slightly twist developing in his drawers, probably due

to the tiny elf that had taken residence between his buttocks during the cold winter months. "Quit thrashing in your sleep!" he shouted to his pants, alarming those around him.