Dog goes woof Cat goes meow Bird goes tweet
- Dog goes woof Cat goes meow Bird goes tweet & mouse goes squeek Cow goes moo Frog goes croak & the elephant goes toot Ducks say quack & fish go blub and the seal goes ow But there'
- s nothing worse than when you're manic toddler wields that Fisher-Price See 'n Say The Farmer Says toy. That's why I implanted a little surprise into the toy for little Jeremy to
- lend his developing ears to - math instruction. The See 'N Say pointed to the picture of a pig. "The pig says, 'Long division divides a multifigure divisor. OINK!'" Jeremy giggled
- best toy ever. Jeremy was both learning math and animal sounds. Round and round went the dial. Jeremy became so excited he peed his pants and the
- toy fell into the resultant puddle and electrocuted poor little Jeremy's family jewels. So now little Jeremy could add and oink like a pig, but could not produce an heir. As time
- went by, his despair grew, until one day, he came across an inspiration transgendered person, named Jorge. Jorge lost his family jewels as well, and decided to live as a woman
- Georgia became a famous painter and made enough money for her retirement Her nephew stayed silent about the whole thing, under strict instructions.
- It wasn't that the strict instructions weren't strict, they were, nor was it that they were strange, which they were & are. No. What kept Georgia's nephew quiet was he had already
- stashed away a good amount of reserves back at his compound, so he wasn't worried. What did worry him was the ever-so-slightly twist developing in his drawers, probably due
- to the tiny elf that had taken residence between his buttocks during the cold winter months. "Quit thrashing in your sleep!" he shouted to his pants, alarming those around him.
- Started
- 2014-04-11 17:21:43
- Finished
- 2018-07-13 09:43:09
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Woab Jul 13 2018 @ 12:12
Hilarious ending, bachtopus!