For starters we're having Sardicado crostini
- For starters we're having Sardicado crostini & pepperice stuffed squash blossoms. Then it's spagetofu with chipotleek sauce & for the main course stuffed pumpkingfishallotomatillo
- . Heston Blumenthal looked at the vegan hippies expecting them to be impressed with his menu but they weren't. The hippies just continued talking about composting
- and the proposed plan to transition the commune into reusable toilet paper. They'd gone through 72 rolls last month alone and the Director was fed up. Blumenthal asked
- "Is anyone else's ass crack severely chaffed? Mine feels like an interchange on the 405 freeway, hot, crusty and raging." Blumenthal was like that. The commune had been thinking
- about upgrading the toilet paper in the outhouses. Butt until Blumethal complained, the commune had been using thistles. "And, while we're at it," he continued, "Let's also install
- a download accelerator, my staff is spending way too much time in the toilet, we are a Michelin starred restaurant for God's sake!" But what Blumethal's staff was really doing in
- the loo was writing love sonnets and haiku on the bathroom stalls with rainbow colored Sharpies. When Blumethal learned what his restaurant staff was up to, he punished them by
- forcing them to eat snail porridge until they were sick. So Blumenthal's staff got their revenge by serving Cleveland Steamer as a starter. But the reviews for the soup were rave
- so they, buoyed by this success, introduced the Alabama Hot Pocket as an entree. Eventually Blumenthal found himself staffless; they all had gone to open an eatery. Their desserts
- arrived first (of course). As all were congratulating themselves and telling Hot Pocket folklore, Bluementhal was updating his will and making flight arrangements to Jersey Shore.
- Started
- 2012-12-12 10:18:17
- Finished
- 2014-12-26 13:53:54
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lucielucie Dec 26 2014 @ 14:11
THIS is a great story, team. High fives & fist bumps all round.
zxvasdf Dec 26 2014 @ 15:31
*fist bump* I had to look up Cleveland Steamer.... and I would eat snail porridge, only if it were garnished with destridulated crickets.
lucielucie Dec 26 2014 @ 16:17
http://foldingstory.com/wmcxa/enavlx/ Cleveland Steamer first made an appearance in this story I think.
zxvasdf Dec 26 2014 @ 18:08
That Big Lebowski's definitely at the end of morality there.
SlimWhitman Jan 01 2015 @ 03:41
*bumps a pumpkingfishallotomatillo*