There had been no winners of 'Most Dosteoevsky-like
- There had been no winners of 'Most Dosteoevsky-like Folder' since 2014. This was because all Dosteoevsky-like folders had disappeared in mysterious circumstances. Lucielucie denied
- Being tall enough. Everybody said she did have Dosteoevsky-like ears but again she denied it. Her penchant for dressing as a mid-level bureaucrat she also brushed off as not being
- indicative of her inner being in any way. But somehow she managed to navigate the barbarous roadways, glass towers, and fraudulent interactions of this world, despite being a mag
- got. She was busy nibbling on a bit of roadkill and contemplating the meaning of life when she felt a change in her own maggot body. Wow, she was about to become a fly!
- Eyes erupted from her forehead and she grew hairy legs and transparent wings. She suddenly felt the need to land on someone's knee over and over again in spite of being swatted at.
- It was intensely liberating and yet unscrupulously infuriating. <Swat!> <Swat!> Hee Hee Hee! <Swat!> Life as a fly was a new game of daring survival and all was going well until
- <splat> no, not Buzzie, say it isn't so. He landed on Buzzie's corpse and blotted his eyes closed and put his foretibia together to say a little fly prayer. Then his
- Wings took on a statuelike appearance before he flew off. He wanted to be on the third coast as soon as possible. The flight took him through cities where there were food riots. He
- fought his way through the crowd to get to the food and save the day. Next he
- ran home and contemplated his life.
- Started
- 2016-09-11 04:21:19
- Finished
- 2016-09-30 13:03:17
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lucielucie Oct 09 2016 @ 09:51
Nominations for Most Dosteoevsky-like Folder 2016 are now open - so inbox me any possible contenders. Please put the date in your diaries & I will be doing the catering as usual so eat a good meal before you arrive :)
SlimWhitman Oct 09 2016 @ 11:16
Shrimp crisps crumbs from the bottom of the bag as usual, LL? And you forgot the date... Let me guess, Nov. 11?
lucielucie Oct 09 2016 @ 11:57
Yes, SW, I haven't served whole crisps since the beard of crisps incidents in 2013. The date will be Stalin's second wedding anniversary for obvious reasons.