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You know people will always try to bring

  • You know people will always try to bring you down but you hold your head head high and stand for something.
  • In my case, I stand for the slaughter of pedestrians whenever I feel like it, but it's a cause none the less! As the founder of People With Murderous Intent (PWMI), give me my righ
  • teous anger over your equally valid rights. Ah, but those are a different class of rights. Regardless, you step in front of me and where I want to be and I will run you down like a
  • rhino in a hurricane. The fury of my fists will be like a hail storm of meatballs on your doughy face. I'm real messed up buddy, don't make me go Baroque on your ass. I would take
  • your marbled meat into my heart; I would lick your pimply cheeks -- but then I would take you for a ride down the dark canals and hidden abysses of my true self. I didn't expect to
  • have to open up my soul to you this quickly, but for you, anything. Just to be with you, to share my innermost thoughts and desires with you, my... wait, who are you again?
  • have to open up my soul to you this quickly, but for you, anything. Just to be with you, to share my innermost thoughts and desires with you, my... wait, who are you again?
  • And just like that, she was gone. I had blown it again! Was I to spend eternity physically chasing booty while my soul longed for more? I felt like I was wearing a bonnet of bees.
  • Now I knew what it felt like to be bootyful, and I didn't like it. I wanted a single bee circling my bonnet. One that found my flowers to be the special ones.
  • Maybe if I made sweeter flowers I could attract that right bee to pollinate me, I thought to myself. And I tried to make sweeter flowers but in the end I was pollinated by the dog.
Started
2014-12-02 09:17:58
Finished
2019-01-19 19:23:34

3 Comments

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    KieferSkunk Jan 19 2019 @ 20:39

    Um, zzvasdf, it's kinda bad form to just copy someone's fold like that.
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    LordVacuity Jan 20 2019 @ 02:06

    perhaps he pulled off a Menard by writing the same line without ever having read the one he inherited.
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    zxvasdf Jan 21 2019 @ 10:33

    Yes, in truth, including the creation of this statement, I'm just a monkey in a sea of monkeys with no centre, forever banging away at Underwoods; it's punishing, oppressive, unconscionable! There are no toilets, keys fall off, and my neighbors have taken to chain-smoking pall-malls and mainlining bananas. Help. Save us!

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