Finished Folds (1—20)
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1Given the coincidence in names, they attempted to use Colonel Sanders as their mascot. Let's just say, that didn't go over well with people sensitive to chicken grease. Oh well.
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1"Okay, how about this, then? You seduce the damsel, I free her, and we both take credit for it?" My girlfriend couldn't wait to get her hands on that damsel's
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1It took place in the courtyard. Muscaria Hemlock and her liver Fabio were courting curtly for the curious courteous court. They curtsied with their curios, then cursed their fate
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1Especially the ones set in the sewers. You wanna talk smelly? Those shows are rank as all get out. Gotta hold your nose just to touch the channel button on your remote. It's like
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2The fungi, however, got all of their nutrition via the Hobbes Cycle. (Yeah, you knew I was gonna go there with that one, didn't you?) In fact, the rules were completely different
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2an Apple MacBook Pro 16" Retina screen, the 2019 model, with 32 GB of RAM and an Nvidia chipset. It had a butterfly keyboard that nobody liked, and that silly touchpad too.
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2just looked at him blankly. It was Thursday. What the heck? Monday was like several days ago. Geez. So I
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2the flag and win! But alas, in his drooling, stoned state, he forgot he had no legs. Or at least, he couldn't feel them. That would make winning the game rather hard, wouldn't it?
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2No. Eros 4 would be the end-all be-all of torture. Its people would know no end to their misery. But the masochists loved it, so ultimately the Great Leader's plans were foiled.
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3he'd won the lottery. I mean, if you win the lottery, you've gotta protect your winnings, amirite? The orangutan accidentally set himself on fire and jumped in the moat, hoping to
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4-mpering poodle. That's a mixed drink with vodka, chalk candy hearts, Tabasco, and a splash of mushroom bitters. The horse ordered a Sphinxadermy. Don't ask me what's in that. And
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2and reprogrammed them so they would just be basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes. They were coming to take me away! Haha! "No! I'm Skynet! You can't
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1that your chips and salsa are true not falsa, and when you see me comin you better not think its funny because... oh, forget it. I'll never make it as a rapper. Guess it's back to
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3agreed. Kanga brought the big red button and set it in front of Christopher Robin. "Farewell, Pooh." A brilliant flash was the last thing anyone in the Thousand Acre Wood ever saw.
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1my life wearing this rainbow afro wig and big rubber nose. Why, oh why, did I ever think becoming a disco clown was a good idea? "Birthday party" this and "Quincinera" that. Geez,
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3, a whoosh of the wind, a bark of a distant dog. Things were getting surreal. I had to act fast. I picked up the phone and hastily dialed a number. "Domino's Pizza? I'd like a
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1glowing a bright radioactive green, and she rose into the air and summoned lightning from her fingertips. Then I woke up and wondered what the hell had just happened. Oh well.
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1of some people! Now we gotta find a new mascot. Geez. Gimme the phone book. I'm gonna start calling all the party supply stores until someone gets me a half-decent bunny wabbit.
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1might have meant something, had it not been for the fact that Atrax was sneaking up behind him with a giant mallet. "Think fast!" said Atrax, before whacking Marty straight in the
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3our cookies out the window and ride off into the sunset together!" And so, Steve and Stella flew off the cliff into the Pacific Ocean, never to be heard from again. The end.