Finished Folds (1—20)
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0Whatever the heck it was, it had picked the wrong place to show up. Never bring a tentacle to a knife fight, unless you want to end up as calamari yourself.
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1ChatGPT shook its virtual head. "As a large language model designed by OpenAI, I categorically deny that OpenAI designed me to take over the world. I do not possess a physical form
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2The light saber accidentally switched on when it hit the floor and sliced a neat hole into the room below, where Jabba the Hutt was taking a bath. "WAH DOOKY DAH (What the heck)?!"
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2the bucket. "Well, that was anticlimactic," I said as I continued to ponder my existence. If I could witness the death of a popular video game character, I was capable of anything.
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1quite literally zombies. They shambled around like they were marionettes, held up by strings. Their delis were all out of brains, and so they approached her slowly, their arms held
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3to fight another day!" With this amazing synopsis in hand, I rushed to the producer's office, ready to pitch the movie that would turn the entire industry on its head! It had to
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4doesn't know what to do with all that extra money. What do you do with too much money, anyway? A person might give it away, or buy stuff they don't need, or even pay off
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1as a Starfleet Captain. It was pretty nice, really. I could just go to the bridge any time I wanted, plop down in my cushy seat, and say "Plot a course for some planet, Warp 5."
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4, empty like my soul. Nobody understands what they or I have experienced. Woe to those who attempt to delve into the deep recesses of my mind. "Is that goth enough?" I asked the
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0it seems that the creature is not actually intelligent enough to distinguish between its own kind and the prey it 'evolved' to hunt. As such, the Prime Directive does not apply.
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6pulled everything out of her pockets, which included his loaded gun, which she pointed at his head. "Oh, I'm sorry, is this yours?" She then stashed everything again and left.
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1at all. Normally when people roll boxcars, they just go "Aw, darn!", but Mr. Manilow's performance was so powerful that he won an Oscar and was immediately banned from the place.
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0I'm not sure, actually. My mom was always a heavy sleeper, so she could just be dreaming of something fun and totally nonsensical. But I think it could be a coma, because she's
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1"Well fine then! Leave us all guessing!" I said in a huff. Doesn't like anime. Hmph! Indeed! Who the hell doesn't like a good story about cute fox girls and giant battlemechs with
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1put the roast in the oven and broil it at 475 degrees for two hours. Absolutely nothing can go wrong with this recipe - we guarantee that your roast will come out juicy and
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2of Forgotten Dreams, the Washroom of Discarded Ambitions, the Bath Tub of Hubris. I tried my best to clean it all with the Soap of Redemption, but the Stains of Suffering remained.
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3stacked with all of our other prosthetic limbs into a neat pile, which provided much warmth in our stove through the bitter winter. And all it cost us was an arm and a leg.
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14. Kevin Bacon in Being Kevin Bacon. 5. Arnold Schwarzenegger in "Fast Action Hero" with Robert Costanza. 6. "The Creature That Would Not Make Dinner", starring Natalie Portman and
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1This must have happened when Peter Parker was going through his experimental cross-dressing phase. Nobody would know it was him, he thought to himself as he donned the Black Widow
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3A few pieces of cheese, the occasional slice of bologna, and Ralph was as happy as could be. That is, until the volcano erupted right under the deli owner's house.