Finished Folds (1—20)
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0Whatever the heck it was, it had picked the wrong place to show up. Never bring a tentacle to a knife fight, unless you want to end up as calamari yourself.
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2soon, the pink puffball withered into nothing, the vacuum from without consuming the vacuum from within. Rest in peace, Kirby. We thank you for your service.
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0ChatGPT shook its virtual head. "As a large language model designed by OpenAI, I categorically deny that OpenAI designed me to take over the world. I do not possess a physical form
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3But all that came out of the Cowboy's mouth was complete gibberish. Not even a word salad. The people became even more sympathetic. Many a cowboy had suffered from this malady
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3The light saber accidentally switched on when it hit the floor and sliced a neat hole into the room below, where Jabba the Hutt was taking a bath. "WAH DOOKY DAH (What the heck)?!"
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2the bucket. "Well, that was anticlimactic," I said as I continued to ponder my existence. If I could witness the death of a popular video game character, I was capable of anything.
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3-ling watermarks on them. The kind that you could only see if you shone a black light on them. Each $100 bill was like a miniature slice of heaven, and she couldn't help but
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1quite literally zombies. They shambled around like they were marionettes, held up by strings. Their delis were all out of brains, and so they approached her slowly, their arms held
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3to fight another day!" With this amazing synopsis in hand, I rushed to the producer's office, ready to pitch the movie that would turn the entire industry on its head! It had to
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4doesn't know what to do with all that extra money. What do you do with too much money, anyway? A person might give it away, or buy stuff they don't need, or even pay off
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1as a Starfleet Captain. It was pretty nice, really. I could just go to the bridge any time I wanted, plop down in my cushy seat, and say "Plot a course for some planet, Warp 5."
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4, empty like my soul. Nobody understands what they or I have experienced. Woe to those who attempt to delve into the deep recesses of my mind. "Is that goth enough?" I asked the
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0it seems that the creature is not actually intelligent enough to distinguish between its own kind and the prey it 'evolved' to hunt. As such, the Prime Directive does not apply.
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1and corporate team-building events. Everyone wanted their own telescopic robot MAN'S UNIT. It became the hottest product to hit the shelves since the redesigned Easy-Bake Oven.
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6pulled everything out of her pockets, which included his loaded gun, which she pointed at his head. "Oh, I'm sorry, is this yours?" She then stashed everything again and left.
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1at all. Normally when people roll boxcars, they just go "Aw, darn!", but Mr. Manilow's performance was so powerful that he won an Oscar and was immediately banned from the place.
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0I'm not sure, actually. My mom was always a heavy sleeper, so she could just be dreaming of something fun and totally nonsensical. But I think it could be a coma, because she's
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1"Well fine then! Leave us all guessing!" I said in a huff. Doesn't like anime. Hmph! Indeed! Who the hell doesn't like a good story about cute fox girls and giant battlemechs with
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1put the roast in the oven and broil it at 475 degrees for two hours. Absolutely nothing can go wrong with this recipe - we guarantee that your roast will come out juicy and
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2of Forgotten Dreams, the Washroom of Discarded Ambitions, the Bath Tub of Hubris. I tried my best to clean it all with the Soap of Redemption, but the Stains of Suffering remained.