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You are a molecule of water (in liquid form)

  • You are a molecule of water (in liquid form) floating along happily in the ocean when suddenly……….

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  • you venture too close to the surface and get evaporated off by the sun. You are now a water molecule in gaseous form. You are NOT happy about this new situation.

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  • But then water molecules are never happy since they lack a central nervous system. You no longer remember what you were before a water molecule. But here you are, floating in space

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  • endlessly, wondering if death will ever claim your insignificant, molecular being. Being a water molecule has its benefits. You've seen the universe, and you're basically immortal.

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  • endlessly, wondering if death will ever claim your insignificant, molecular being. Being a water molecule has its benefits. You've seen the universe, and you're basically immortal.

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  • " Angela Creekmore recoiled a little. "Fine words, Senator Creepy-Tongue, but if you had any thought of kissing my baby you'd better think again because I will slaughter your snaky

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  • appendage and feed it down your neck hole when I'm done." The Senator seemed tempted to take her up on the wrestling match but kept the optics in mind. "Social distance yourself."

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  • The Senator unintentionally revealed his true identity, turns out that using your last name as a secret identity is a bad identity, however, nanomachines help social-distancing and

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  • and hand sanitizing. These robots can be programmed to scrub your hands for you. The nanobots got canceled though because people were also using them for unspeakable acts such as:

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  • (1) Cutting their fingernails, (2) Generatimg atomic fussion, and (3) beating the market analysts at their favorite game of gambling. All this proves that robots are a menace.

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2 Comments

  1. LordVacuity Sep 01 2020 @ 11:34

    So, what I hear you saying, is that Trump’s wall on the Mexican border is just the outside manifestation an external manifestation of his germophobia writ large across the world. Furthermore that his antipathy to germs is reflected as a general fear of the outsider getting in. Whether that be a germ getting into him or whether that be a foreigner the other, getting inside of him i.e. the United States is no longer in distinguish between himself and the state he’s falling into the Louis the 14th type megalomania. Of course in Lewis and soda was true but it’s also apocryphal.

  2. LordVacuity Sep 01 2020 @ 11:37

    81 years ago today a false flag operation ignited what would be called the Second World War. Or did it? Perhaps not.

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