She woke up slowly, blinking away tears.
She woke up slowly, blinking away tears. It was still dark out. She heard nothing, but that was expected. It had been years since the world had frozen around her. The only3
person left was Santa Claus. Even his wife had been frozen by the ice princess's tantrum. She went to the North Pole to apologize, Santa said, "Nonsense, since all the children are4
Waiting for me to come down the chimney, you must be home with the ice king. Otherwise, I will go AWOL." The ice princess promised Santa could stay with her father to sleep.2
The ice princess's father's sofa was hard & cold but the spiked hot chocolate was warming and the spirits lifted spirits. Santa was soon sing like a canary all his exploits in2
bed with various elves he knew. Mrs. Claus rushed in from the other room, her face a knot of fury. "Baby, you look wonderful tonight," said Santa as the Mrs. shoved him out into2
the blustery, hail-y streets outside their yule log cabin. Santa Claus cursed his own bisexuality, knowing that his wife was high on monogamy, and his copulation with fellow elves3
would not please her in the least. But if he did it in secret, nobody would have to know, right? So Santa went to find an elf to have sex with. There was no shortage of them.2
Since Santa didn't actually pay them for their labor, they never had any money. So most of Santa's Elves also did sex work to make ends meet. Tonight, at least, Santa was glad they2
did that. It made his little helpers become experienced with many, many ways of helping him. After all, the children would be greedy to demand all of Santa's toys, so he kept some.2
Some said he sold these toys to the jobbers, raking in a lot of money. But they didn't know he was the one that always cares about others.2
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Rebbie Aug 29 2017 @ 12:16
This story is slightly twisted.....oh the horror. I need to scrub my brain. lol
LordVacuity Aug 29 2017 @ 15:33
Yes Noa's fold has Santa's sexpierenced "lttle helpers" much too close to the greedy children. That is why Santa has a strict NO RIDERS policy.