Once upon a time, there was a boy by the

Once upon a time, there was a boy by the name of Sono. He was very platonic and lenient. Sono never wished to hurt anyone and always helped everyone. Sono also had a

300 pound autonomous robot who followed his every command. Although Sono was a pacifist, his robot would take account of every wrong in the world and 'correct' it at a later date.

Naturally, the robot's agenda, much less its method, was unknown to Sono. As the old adage goes, a little bit of ignorance is like a little bit of

stupidity. And so, she borrowed the soldier's robot costume and infiltrated a secret robot meeting. There, she came across the robots' leader: the nefarious Bill Gates.

t music Mr. Roboto with the Kinect Controller. She tried to coordinate her moves with Bill's random wrist movements while he mouthed "Domo arigato" but the ill-fitting robot costum

E fell off without suspenders. Bill was on the Lolita Express trying to hide his poodle hair, but he was outed. Imagine the embarrassment when Lolita and Nabokov wined and dined

Bill's competition but kicked him to the curb asking him to, "Bite it". That the train didn't slow down while they were asking him didn't go unnoticed by the Plot Police. It didn't

matter. Bill was thrown from the train as it went over a high bridge somewhere in the Yukon. He felt himself float in the cold air before hitting the icy water. A native fisherman

out on the water found the body later that day. He had been looking for a sign of how to handle his failing marriage. This message from God was clear. He had to murder his wife.