I kissed a girl just to try it.

I kissed a girl just to try it.

Lady gaga absolutely stinks. She can go down in history along with Justin Beaver and Barney as the biggest purple dinosaur of all time.

At least that's what Christina Aguilera said to Tony Robbins. She had talent, they were just jobbers with cheap mascara, she could actually sing. Tony Tobbins nodded and then

spackled on more dried urine and sick. Christina needed to show how far she'd sunk before Tony could show how far she'd come. It was the Robbins signature move, and Aguilera loved

signature moves. Christina also loves robins and Tony made her feel nested. It was all part of the new high-stakes aversion therapy they were working on. Put the patient knee deep

in the reverse of what they deeply loved and keep them there till they passed out! Upon revival they Loved what they hatted and hated what they loved. Perfect for politics. Next

they threw their loved hats into the ring. The Haberdasher Party was on the map. Many a chapeau was flung into the air. Their motto? "Put a Lid On It." Alice thought this was

a good occasion to suggest that her friend Theophilus Carter be invited to join in the festivities and petitioned the crowd. "That fellows as batty as they come!" said Sir Tenniel

while stroking his magnificent full beard. "I couldn't imagine anyone more capable of silencing absolutely everybody in a room with only one, well-placed comment. A fun chap."