Scratch and sniff stickers were never designed

Scratch and sniff stickers were never designed for the information age... until now.

They'd also never been designed by anosmiacs (or so they claimed to boost sales with gullibles). Scratch & sniff websites caught on. FoldingStory was nicest, of ink and paper.

If you scratch & sniff this website long enough, you can also pick up the scent of sweat & creativity. Go ahead. Try it. Breathe it in. FoldingStory creativity smells a bit like

a donkey does during it's first mating season. Yes, FoldingStory has given me a thoroughly invigorating aromatic experience, and I'm sure that other websites also have

similar attributes.I just want to know what it feels like to love again. Is that too much to ask for in a website? I hear pornhub has had excellent results in website capabilities,

The door slammed & I jumped, quickly minimizing the website I was so eagerly examining. I returned to FoldingStory & began typing. I felt my wife's arms come around me. Her perfume

overwhelmed me, and I passed out. When I came to, I was in a dark, enclosed space which smelled of rubber and petroleum. My head struck the underside of the trunk when the BMW hit

a Polish pedestrian. It didn't even slow down. There in the BMW's trunk I thought about how to escape. I felt around for the tire iron and jammed it into the tailight.

A dull thud. I got more leverage and tried again. Thud. Thud. I wondered if they could hear me. Thud. Thud. Thud. CRACK! The sound of the road hit my ears. I reach throug

h the cracked glass and slowly, painfully pulled myself out of the wreckage onto the hard pavement. I waited as the flashing lights came steadily toward me. Safe at last!