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That god forsaked day had finally arrived,

  • That god forsaked day had finally arrived, the day when I would be forced to sell my soul to
  • a troupe of gay acrobats. I did wonder what they wanted with my soul, but I would be getting a lot of money for it. I arrived nervously at the circus and looked for my contact, the
  • headchief was kinda flirting with me at the time, so I
  • gave him a wink and one of my cute smiles. Guys always fell for my cute smiles; I spent, like, a fortune on those teeth whitening strips. Headchief (what a funny name) then said, "
  • Autobots Roll out!" and the environmentalists threw themselves in front of the transformers. They wanted the autobots to get off the damn fossil fuels, but Optimus Prime said,
  • he'd crush any human that got between him and the pump of sweet sweet 91 octane. Optimus'd gotten bloated on Techron and considered tree huggers one step below Arco attendants.
  • But his downfall began the day he “accidentally” drank diesel when Hasbro released “Optimash Prime” Mr. Potato Head.After that, Optimus could only transform to a little red wagon
  • that couldn't & was sidelined delivering orion pax snax to the Council of Coolbots energy matrix parties while "Optimash Prime" Mr. Potato Head got all the glory. Optimus plotted
  • a delicious skin-on red potato mash with buttered scallions and melted parmesan. Optimash Prime was as great with gourmet starchy appetite as he was able with
  • a toilet plunger. But his arch-nemesis, Megaspam, had been waiting for him in the bathroom. One quick flush later and the Potatobot was gone. The end.
Started
2011-04-23 17:50:14
Finished
2012-09-06 00:36:48

1 Comments

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    KieferSkunk Sep 06 2012 @ 00:39

    Well, that plot sure went down the tubers...

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