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He'd always been confused: if you could give

  • He'd always been confused: if you could give a rat's ass did that mean you cared more, or less, than if you couldn't give a rat's ass. While seemingly inane, it was relevant to
  • him since he was a rat and a philosophical one at that. All the other rats in his pack eschewed his company because of the uncomfortable questions he asked like "Why where rats the
  • only furry critters not represented at FurryCon 2011?" The room was silent as no one had the answer. So he
  • pulled out his speech that he'd prepared through toast masters. It was about importance of vivisection. He rattled out the introduction at FurryCon 2011 and looked up
  • at the menagerie assembled before him. The crowd stared back at him through wide, expressive mascot eyes. The speaker, sweating in his sexy parrot costume,
  • began his historic oration upon the profound attainability of world peace. "I beg you," the sexy parrot costumed man said. "Class persecution is not just some Communist idea."
  • "Hey, I thought we were here to talk about unionizing mascots," said a man in an okra costume. There were murmurs of consent. The sexy parrot-costumed keynote speaker
  • wasn't biting. "Caucus, squawk-us. We Mascots are built for anarchy." The Stanford tree nodded in agreement, but the ASU Sun Devil stabbed the parrot with his trident. The Phanatic
  • furry, green creature crowed in pain as he rubbed his sore, feathered hiney with his wing. "I shall dominate as your dictator!" The ASU devil cackled evilly, his eyebrows wiggling
  • pathetically. But what the devil didn't know was that the green creature was actually his...father! And so indeed the father ruled the son and Arizonans everywhere cried.
Started
2011-03-19 17:10:32
Finished
2011-12-20 16:26:04

1 Comments

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    SlimWhitman Dec 21 2011 @ 04:01

    Sexy parrot for president!

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